I see a storm...

...and it s full of tasty treats.

This past week Sy (the nut job form The Wheel is Turning but the Hamster is Dead) have been having this little competition of wits. With this being Friday it's time to let you all in on it and ask for your help. We need you to go through our posts for last week and read our comments to each other then vote for a winner. The rules were pretty simple.

1. Must use content from post you're commenting on to take your shots.

2. Once the first defensive move is made then rule 1 flies out the window.

3. Just to make it interesting, no profanity may be used.

4. No explaining to anyone that has not read this post just what the fuck is going on.
The winner of this contest gets bragging rights to use on the others comments for the next week. God I hope I win. I will leave this post up over the weekend and you can vote in the comments section.

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What am I doing?

One of those things.

What things?

Not again.

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So I am too fucking broke for cable and my antenna did not get shit in tonight so no TV for me. I wept like a baby. A hungry angry baby. 10 cookies to anyone that name that movie.

Then I woke up and found the Dude had curled up in bed with us and he was taking up half the bed. Did I mention he is 3. Pushy little bugger.

I love feeding my snake. No Sy a real snake. I have a ball python I call Spot. Why Spot? So glad you asked.

You see for years anytime I have seen any documentary or seen anyone with any type of exotic animal they always give the poor creature some stupid exotic sounding name. I have ranted about this for years that just once I wanted to see a tiger named Bob. So when I got my pretty little baby snake last year for my Birthday I was thinking about trying to come up with some cool sounding exotic name. Then I promptly slapped myself stupid and realized what a fucking hypocrite I was being. So I went with Spot. She is such a pretty snake. I love watching her kill her food. She is swift and merciful going for the quick kill.

Then I was dreaming that i had this coffee cup and instant coffee teabag thing and even if i put next to no water in the cup once I out the bag in it would start to overflow and I could do nothing to stop it. Weird huh?

Then I had this other dream, wait I think I will keep that one to myself. I loved the video Crissy put up yesterday of her cat getting stoned out his gourd on catnip. lady rolls a mane joint. I think she has had practice.

Mirjam returned from her break so I suggest jumping over to Me Myself and I after reading this dribble.

I went for a walk today and saw a squirrel. Not these little piss ant brown squirrels you have some places I am talking about big fucking California Gray squirrel. These little fuckers are mean. Devious too. You know the dog at the top of the page. That's Uma. She's chihuahua queens land heeler mix. Needless to say not very big. Not real bright either. She is obsessed with the squirrels as if she thinks they will play with her. No they throw shit at her from the trees. Poor dog loses her mind.

Well I need a big cup of coffee and to take the kids to school. Have fun today and have a kick ass weekend.